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Victreebell: Before I hand in my homework I put candy stains, gravy stains, and acid.
Vileplume: But how will your teacher know if the answers are correct?
Victreebell: Exactly, she won't!
Pinsir: Being Captain of this soccer team is tough, I have to do all the thinking and kicking and scoring, without me you're nothing!
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Scyther: So what, with you we're nothing!
Mr.Mime: I'm not crying over her lyrics, I'm crying because my ears are hurting.
Pidgeot: How was you're dentist appointment? Did he hurt you?
Raticate: No not really.
Pidgeot: He's good isn't he? I told you he was a painless dentist.
Raticate: No, he isn't painless like you said.
Pidgeot: But you just said he didn't hurt you.
Raticate: Your right, but when I bit his hand he yelled like crazy!
Nidoqueen: I hate conceited Pokemon like Electabuzz and Magmar, they think thy're the smartest and that they have the best attacks of all. That's why I like you Nidoking, you couldn't possibly think that!
Nidoking:????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mankey: I'm not going to stand for any more of Machamps insults.
(Machamp pops up)
Machamp: So you're not gonna stand for my insults huh?
Mankey: Err, I'm gonna sit for them.
Dragonite: Somebody ate my lunch! Say so if it was you Snorlax!
Snorlax:
Dragonite: Then it must have been you Magikarp! Hyper Beam!
(Dragonite walks off)
Magikarp (Dazed): Why didn't you say it was you Snorlax?
Snorlax: Because it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.
Metapod: What a beautiful day!
Kakuna: Have you heard? The temperatures a low -9 degrees Celsius, and it's predicted to go lower, plus a Gyarados is trying to kill all Bug Types!
Metapod: What a miserable day, I wish I were never born.
Pikachu: Life with Ash is not normal.
Ash: Pikachu, I'm going to tap dance on the front lawn in my newly ironed underwear with a balloon Pokemon on my head and a watermelon on each hand.
Pikachu: Again?
Geodude (eating noises): Crunch, Crunch, Crunch. Mashed potatoes aren't Golem's strong dish.
Lisa: Granbull, why are you so grumpy?
Granbull: It's something I happen to be good at.
Lisa: Granbull! Why did you destroy the sofa!
Granbull: See previous answer.
Brock: Let's go for a walk in the park, Vulpix.
(At the park walking)
Brock: So tell me Vulpix, Why are there all these women in the world, and I sit at home on Saturday nights? I'm pretty young... I'm attractive... Sort of. I have a good physique. I'll bet I could whip my weight in wimps! But do they stop me in the supermarket to ask me for dinner? NOOO! WHAT AM I CHOPPED LIVER!!!
Vulpix: Brock takes his geekiness rather personally.
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